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The following spots are featured:
CLIENT: National Prostate Cancer Coalition PROJECT: :30 second radio spot TYPE: Single voice, serious Hello. I‚m Donald Trump, and I‚m here to talk to you men out there about a disease many of you don‚t want to think about ˆ prostate cancer. Look around you. If you know at least five other men, chances are at least one of them will get prostate cancer sometime during their lifetime. And that one person may even be you. If you have a relative who‚s had prostate cancer, your chances of getting the disease double. So, come on, guys. Get tested, and the sooner the better, because early detection may just save your life. It‚s time to say no more to prostate cancer. This has been a message from the National Prostate Cancer Coalition.
CLIENT: National Prostate Cancer Coalition
PROJECT: :30 second radio spot
TYPE: Single voice, serious
Hi, this is Al Roker, and the other day, I did something real smart. I got checked for prostate cancer. It was quick and painless, and the best part of all is that the test has given me and my family peace of mind. By now, all you guys probably have heard the statistics. Last year, nearly 200,000 men were diagnosed with prostate cancer. So, the time to ignore this killer is over. Do what I did. Be smart and give yourself and your family peace of mind. Get testedánow. It‚s time to say no more to prostate cancer. This message has been brought to you by the National Prostate Cancer Coalition. CLIENT: Mattress manufacturer PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Single voice, comedy SFX: BED SQUEAKING IN BACKGROUND I've had it! This is the fourth night in a row I can't get any sleep. My parents have the squeakiest bed in the world. Every night I go to sleep at nine o'clock, and then squeak, squeak, squeak that darn noise wakes me up. What the heck are they doing in there, anyway? You know, I have half a mind to go right in there and tell them to go to the store and get a brand new Sealy mattress. It's got those new revolutionary coil springs that put an end to all the squeaking. You see those old metal coils just can't hold up to a lot of activity. I know. I used to jump on my old mattress all the time, and it used to squeak like crazy. Then, when I went to sleep, I'd roll into this deep valley in my bed. I could barely get out of it, it was so deep. Then my parents bought me a Sealy posturpedic mattress and no more squeaks. (SFX: SQUEAKS) See, there it goes again! You know what? I'm gonna go in there and tell my parents to get a new Sealy posturpedic mattress. I'm sure they can go to a bedding store near them and get a great price on Sealy. Wait'll they see me walking in their room. Won't they be surprised? (FOOTSTEPS, VOICE TAILING OFF) CLIENT: Laundry product PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Dramatization, comedy SFX: glass breaking; man reacting with pain I've gotta get out of this burglary business. It's killing me. Let's see...the jewels should be in this dresser. (SFX: drawer opening) Hey, look at the colors on this guy's shirts! They're so sharp and bright. Boy, I wish I my wife could get sharp colors like these on my shirts. (SFX: whistling) Man! Look at the whiteness of this underwear. Man: (nervous) All right, buddy. DonÐt hurt us. Just, take what you want and leave. Burglar: All right, lady. How do you do it? How do you get your husband's whites so white and his shirts so bright? Woman: Simple really. I use Bluette in my wash. Bluette gets my whites whiter and my colors brighter. And, since it's not a bleach, look what Bluette does for my delicates. Check out these panties. Burglar (whistles) Incredible! Husband: Janice, those things are personal. Burglar: Those colors are spectacular, lady. Husband: Please just take what you want and leave. Burglar: All right. Give me all your Bluette. Announcer: Don't let harsh detergents and bleaches rob your clothes of their colors. Take the blues out of your laundry by adding Bluette concentrated bluing to your wash. Available in a supermarket near you. CLIENT: Clothing manufacturer PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Dramatization, comedy
SFX: Outdoor sounds; birds chirping, rustling of trees, etc. Bob: How do you think this put will break, Herb? Herb: Let me bend down and get a better look, Bob. SFX: loud ripping sound Bob: Well, Herb, on the last hole you told me your under shorts ripped. What went this time? Herb: The undershirt, Bob. I guess I've got some new rags to polish the car with. Bob: I know what you mean. You should see all the rags I have at home. But, I don't have that ripping problem anymore. I'm a McGregor man now. Herb: McGregor Man. What's that? Bob: I wear McGregor brand underwear. See...? SFX: Zipper sound Herb: (whistles) Hey...looks great, Bob. McGregor brand, heh? Bob: Yup, and look. This underwear's been washed a half dozen times. It's what McGregor calls controlled shrinkage. Herb: And I thought the undershirt was supposed to come up over the navel after a few washes. Bob: Not with McGregor brand. Herb: I guess I'm gonna become a McGregor man now. Say, Bob. You want to hold your slacks while I read this put?
CLIENT: Retail PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Single announcer: serious Here are a few questions for those who are planning to renovate a home or office this Spring. What material is naturally beautiful, highly distinctive, extremely durable and wonderfully versatile? What material can be used to enhance every decor, from rustic to contemporary, from formal to informal? And, what material can be also be used both inside and outside? If you haven't guessed by now, the answer is stone. And, the place to find out more about how stone can make your home more naturally beautiful is Bergen Bluestone, on Route 17 North in Paramus, New Jersey. For over 50 years, Bergen Bluestone has been helping everyone from homeowners to builders, do-it-yourselfers to architects. If you want to beautify an interior or exterior, you can choose from Bergen Bluestone's large selection of marble, granite, and fieldstone for a fireplace, or slate and bluestone as flagging for your walks and patio. Every material is on display, from rock garden material to fireplaces, floors, and patios. And, the folks at Bergen Bluestone contractors or masons can help you create just the look. So, discover a beautiful world of stone at Bergen Bluestone, on Route 17 North, Paramus, New Jersey. For more information, call 201-000-0000. ThatÐs 201-000-0000. CLIENT: Restaurant PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Single announcer: serious For a swashbuckling adventure in fine dining, let your quest take you to the Friar Tuck Inn in Cedar Grove, New Jersey. The Friar Tuck has the perfect blend of English and International cuisine that would even tame Richard the Lionhearted. It's food fit for a king at prices right for everyman. Under the Friar's favorites, you can select Boneless Breast of Capon Cordon Blue or Roast Duckling. If you prefer seafood, look under Will Scarlet's catch, where you can get to joust with Whole Live Main Lobster or Broiled Alaskan King Crab. You can go continental with Robin's Repast, choices of tender veal, prepared all the popular ways. And, after dinner, succor the sweets offered for dessert by Maid Marion black forest cake, old fashioned creamy cheese cake, and assorted pies. Remember, the age of chivalry still lives at the Friar Tuck Inn, located on Route 23 in Cedar Grove, New Jersey. The Friar Tuck Inn is closed Monday, and is open for lunch throughout the week. All major credit cards are accepted. CLIENT: Beeper company PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Dramatization; comedy SFX: The sound of either teletype or organ music, designed to simulate the 50Ðs soap opera Announcer: And now another (SFX: beeper sound) chapter in the story of the man with the telephone booth on his back, brought to you by the A Beeper Company, sellers of Motorola paging systems. SFX: Baseball game sounds; cheering, crack of the bat, etc. First Man: Hey, Mac! You wanna take the hat off? I can't see the game. Second Man: Sure thing, buddy. For a second there, I was worried you wanted me to take the telephone booth off my back. First Man: Naa...I can see past the phone booth. ItÐs the hat I couldn't see past. Say, buddy, while I got you, why the phone booth on the back, anyway? Second Man: I don't want to miss any important calls. First Man: Haven't you heard about the A Beeper Company? They sell and service the most advanced Motorola pagers around. All you do is hook it on your belt and enjoy the game. When an important call comes through, the number appears on the digital display. Second Man: So, I don't need the phone booth. All I need is the phone number for the A Beeper Company. Announcer: Don't carry a telephone booth on your back. Carry a Motorola pager from the A Beeper Company (SFX: beeper sounds) on your belt. CLIENT: Pain management PROJECT: :60 second radio spot TYPE: Single announcer; serious The specter of pain haunts the lives of millions of people in this country. To those who suffer from chronic back pain, blinding migraines, arthritis, tendonitis and bursitis, acute pain can lead to unending cycles of anxiety, depression, loss of appetite, fatigue, and sleeplessness. If you are caught in this powerful whirlpool of physical and emotional despair, there is new hope. The Lincoln Center for Pain Control in Manhattan is offering a treatment for pain. This revolutionary new approach to pain abatement is performed by a board certified physician with more than 30 years experience in New York hospitals and who has specialized in the relief of pain. The treatment is a simple office procedure that involves no needles, no injections, and no physical manipulations. It can relieve your pain and relax spasms. For an appointment, call the Lincoln Center for Pain Control at 000-123-1234. That's 000-123-1234. |
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